10.18.2005

Hidden Lucky Charms

The secret, hidden meanings behind Lucky Charms(TM) cereal.

Hearts, stars, and horseshoes. Clovers and blue moons. Pots of gold, and rainbows, and the red balloons.

Hearts = Emotions. Love.
Stars = mystery, beauty, magnificence. Far away.
Horseshoes = luck.
Clovers and blue moons = Extremely rare. In fact, arguably only exist in fairy tales.
Pots of gold = blessings, riches.
Rainbows = beauty which comes after the storm.
Red balloons = Floating, soaring.

Lucky Charms(TM) cereal. What does it stand for? Love is mysterious and just out of reach, but maybe with enough luck, you'll find that special clover and be blessed with more happiness than you could ever imagine, more beautiful after the gloom of heartbreak. It will set you free and send your heart soaring above the rest. All packaged neatly with a sugar-coating.

Purchase now for a low $2.99 at your local grocery dealer.


Thank you AP English. Thank you Mrs. Plank for teaching me that "a duck is never just a duck" and allowing me to reach into the simple sugary view of delicious Lucky Charms cereal and uncovering the true meanings and subliminal propoganda. lol.

3 Comments:

Blogger famousjay said...

BORING!

1:22 PM  
Blogger famousjay said...

And by the way, this post was almost a MONTH AGO!! Bum...

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude... IT'S CERIALL!!!

3:42 PM  

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